Hi. My name is Duchess. I am part of Wilmington University’s construction team on the Brandywine campus. It is my job to search the dig of bones…… I am really good at it. And the best part of my job is that I get to eat what I find. The site is now clean. However, …
We’re still training each Wednesday afternoon with Sandy. The Wiz is now learning pattern games. Whenever I look up at him,I get a treat. Whenever he says “Say hi” and I raise my paw, I get a treat. He is like a vending machine. I raise my paw, I get a treat. When I put …
Of all the things I miss the most, it’s my dog Toto. I still can’t believe the wicked witch of the West ordered those god forsaken monkeys to take him. Now I have Duchess and she is perfect. Duchess is my new Toto. I can’t let her go. I won’t let her go. I …
I have to tell you, all of us in the Emerald City think the Wiz’s constant exploitation of Oz has to stop. Duchess wanted to stop us from posting this but I just had to do it. Well, actually I didn’t want to but I picked the short straw ——I know, I know but there …
He will tell you it is because of his weekly travels to Delaware. Not really the case. I want you to meet Julius. We call him Julie. He may look intimidating but he really is a great guy. Julie is actually part of the ecology of the forest. He cleans up trash. For my …
One of the reasons Jethro sold the Airstream ….. Read More »
There really is a canine treadmill and I told you I was going to use the boy doodle button. You should have seen Oscar. He had an incredibly chiseled chest. And his abs. … oh you should’ve seen his abs. I lost 3 pounds chasing him. Toto Duchess
After my last post Richard took me to Bush Garden. It was Saturday and VERY BUSY. I was really popular. I was The Talent. Richard was my handler. The talent is all that is important. The handler is really overrated. Everyone wanted to pet me. It was great. I actually made $12. I asked …
This is not what I had In mind…. When I told Richard I wanted to play. We are a stone’s throw from Bush Gardens and he sticks me in this swing. Can you believe it? Not only do I look silly, but it hurts me in my …. Well, never mind- but it does …
You all know that my ultimate goal is to become a top influencer. I want to Introduce you to my first true sponsor. Penny and a Sixpence. What a great family owned local Williamsburg establishment. For every piece of jewelry that you buy, I get a treat. And there is a sale going on …
The whiz took me to Planet Fitness in Delaware today. In all these centuries, this is the first I’ve ever been on a treadmill. The one they have for dogs is really effective. You pick your work out on the screen by choosing the kind of animal you want to chase. For fast workouts it’s …
